The snippet below in which I was named “Secretary of Christmas” was plucked from a much long and much funnier thread that I don’t think really had a focused topic. but I digress – and leave you with the punchline (names have been changed to protect the innocent):

I knew Jay could guess it. Congratulations, Jay! You will be my running mate.

Shayne/Jay/Scarlet ‘08!

I think my cabinet members will be:

Steve, Secretary of Fishing.
Darren, Secretary of Christmas
Scott, Secretary of International

Don’t forget I get to choose two new Supreme Court justices this round…