Quick and Witty? Or Not So Much?
I just ran across this comment at the end of the Quickdfw.com “To-Do” list for this week:
NOT-TO-DO LIST
- Force-feed a few dozen energy drinks to a reindeer and ride it bareback to the Vaderville Extreme Christmas Lights Show.
- Enroll in Space Studio’s “Yoga in Space” program and attempt the lotus position while wearing a NASA flight suit.
- Stop by Tivoli Wines’ “Mimosa Sundays” and suggest that they add “Jager Bomb Mondays” and “Buttery Nipple Thursdays” to its weekly specials.
- Have your pet rock tagged at Operation Kindness’ Microchip Clinic.
Geoff Johnston
I’m not clear on Geoff’s intention with this list. It’s hard to tell if it’s meant as humour or if he’s just making fun of us few souls who happen to cross his mind at the end of the weeks to-do list. I do think it’s pretty funny though! Too bad he didn’t include a link to our website!